Jeff came home and grabbed a ‘nibble’ out of the refrigerator last night as he waited for me to come down for our regular Friday night dinner date.
‘Oh my god Alex, this is awesome, what’s in this stuff?’ he asked.
There are no words for what I was thinking at that moment. Should I tell him he’s just devoured the dog’s food? It’s a special blend of freshly cooked chicken, drippings, and dog food that expands when wet. I think he thought it was stuffing from the Thanksgiving dinner I never made!
‘Well….’ I said, ‘it’s a special blend of chicken mash for the puppies.’ I smirked with my shit-eating-grin.
The look on his face was priceless!