Worst: I saw Mandy my PT again today and man, I am not joking, I hurt ev-er-y-where! She wrestled me through every muscle group that hasn’t seen the light of day in months! My quadriceps, abdominal obliques, gluteus maximus, even my stapedius muscle, inner ear, hurts! She told me I graduated from the Mermaid’s Tail to The Swan now, a more complex movement that includes the tail, but tightens my buttocks, straightens my posture, and realigns my neck with my chest simultaneously while holding this position for 10…9…8…huh?
After 10X2 repetitions, we moved onto the ‘Pencil’, a circular-rounding motion for the upper thighs. Burn baby burn! I feel like acid is shooting through my bones! I looked at my watch which is a huge no-no when you’re dealing with a Drill Seargeant from Hell, she screamed ‘Eat matt, Alex’ motioning for me to stick my face on to the rug! And didn’t I know my little precious puppies, Honey and Candy, took a poo there just that morning! The rug was still wet from the cleaning solution – uh, Helloooooo!
‘Eat matt, Alex. Now face down!’ she screamed again. That command brought me back to an awkward scene from a classic film National Lampoon’s Animal House when Kevin Bacon, or ‘Chip’, is being spanked, paddled, and hazed by older fraternity members screaming Thank You Sir May I Have Another? Bacon is grimace-smiling all the while in his tighty whities begging for another!
Best: After my own hazing, Mandy paid me the ultimate compliment suggesting I did in fact have a cute bum! I then found myself saying: Thank you Mandy, may I have another?!!!
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